Joke of the Day: The Doctor and the Lawyer
Here’s a post-Valentine’s joke I got from our parish priest last Sunday. —- . — . — . — . — . — . — Two men, a doctor and a lawyer, were both courting the same girl. Everyday the doctor would bring the girl flowers and a box of chocolates while the lawyer would bring the girl a single red apple. One day, the girl confronted the lawyer and asked why he gave only gives her apples. The lawyer wrote a note and handed it to her. The girl opened the note and smiled. Written on the note was: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. —- . — . — . — . — . — . — Haha. I thought that was funny. Very clever lawyer. Touché. ♥ Daal