Joke of the Day: The Doctor and the Lawyer

Here’s a post-Valentine’s joke I got from our parish priest last Sunday. :D

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Two men, a doctor and a lawyer, were both courting the same girl. Everyday the doctor would bring the girl flowers and a box of chocolates while the lawyer would bring the girl a single red apple.

One day, the girl confronted the lawyer and asked why he gave only gives her apples. The lawyer wrote a note and handed it to her. The girl opened the note and smiled.

Written on the note was: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Haha. I thought that was funny. Very clever lawyer. Touché. :D

♥ Daal

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