melodies of autumn

how to satisfy a woman every time: caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, fix things, emphathise, serenade, compliment, supposrt, feed, soothe, tantalize, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accesorise, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolize, worship. how to satify a man every time: arrive naked (from Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps )

i got this from noel's blog. it's nice. funny. ^^ ---0---0---0---0---0--- Dear Technical Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, A TROUBLED USER -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear TROUBLED USER...

i have what philip calls a stalker on my lj. i don't know if he(yes, i've confiremed he's a guy) is a stalker or not but well, i guess he likes me . i mean, that's what i deduce and that's what philip says too. gwen said he was a secret admirer. whatever you call him, this is very intriguing . i feel like i want to become a detective. ^^ for now, let's call my "stalker" mystery . like the sea horse from one of the spongebob squarepants episodes. ^^ we watched full metal alchemist today. we watched until episode 9 and it was cool! the series wasn't boring at all! i like edward elric . he is soooooooooo kawaii! and he's cool too. ^^ he reminds me a lot like naruto uzumaki . i don't know why. anyways! the series is one of the best animes i've watched. ^^ oh yeah. did i already say that the genius (can't think of a better codename) doesn't like star anymore? he likes somebody else. um...hm...what codename can i give? aha!...

at long long long (long..........) last, we can finally claim our yearbooks. after 2 LONG years of waiting, it's finally ours (well, as good as ours). ^^ i can't wait 'til thursday to get my yearbook. i've been waiting for this yearbook for 2 years and i can't wait to get it. ^^ i've been jealous of my classmates who already have theirs and i'm gonna get mine, at last! i'm so happy. ^^ well, i got to go...^^ i have to fix my stuff for tomorrow. ^^ >>>daal_24

click the pic to view the full size. ^^ i just got this from my classmate. i'm not sure where it came from but i think he got it somewhere from devianart(?). i didn't do this...^^ (wish ko lang!) >>>daal_24

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer. If, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question: what do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by the year’s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch – only she would know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout th...

it's my birthday tomorrow! i was supposed to post something here but it's too troublesome to get the book from the car. so, i'll just post later when i get it from the car when i need to go to the car when we go to mass. (ahehehe...that didn't make sense, didn't it? :P) so, i guess i'll cut this entry short. ^^ which means 'til next time! ^^ laterz! ^^ >>>daal_24