Simple Riddles and Lessons to Live By

I got this from the profile of braygirl (a fanfiction author on Fanfiction.net) while I was browsing through Hey Arnold! fanfics. I found it really amusing and even though the riddles seem simple, they definitely leave us with lessons to live by. :)

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Are you as smart as you think you are? Test yourself and find out!
  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
  2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
  3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
  4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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Well, that's all really. I really just wanted to share that. Anyway, later! (^^)/~~

♥ Daal

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